Saturday, January 05, 2013

Looking Forward




Did you see what I did there? A play on names.

Yeah, I know.

Still, from this lame acorn of humour may mighty oaks grow.

Usually by this time of year, most of us have made half a dozen resolutions and broken twice as many. Me, I decided to dispense with the resolutions altogether and simply set myself a number of goals for the coming year.

Now, I needn’t bore you with listing them all, but I figured it would be good to give a bit of a heads-up on the sort of things you might expect to see from me in the Land Of Blog, at least.

First of all and perhaps most obviously, there will be more on my Evil Versus Cancer campaign. Ostensibly, this is set to run until May 24th 2013 so I feel obliged to make myself a real nuisance on the promotional front. Any help in spreading the word, sharing links across the internet cetera will be hugely appreciated and, assuming I’m aware of it, anybody lending their support will be assured of a credit in Evil UnLtd Volume 3.

There’s already a sizable list of helpful folks, compiled from those who’ve shared links on Facebook and Twitter and so on, but I’d like it to be larger. The more the merrier.

It’s no coincidence that Evil UnLtd Vol 3: Evil Utd is scheduled for release on May 24th of this year. And I’m currently weighing a number of options to continue support for Cancer Research UK beyond that date. The Evil UnLtd gang will balk at a longer-term association with charity, but I’ll remind them who’s boss. And/or go into hiding.

While I doubtless tap out some intermittent (and hopefully entertaining) nonsense over on the Evil UnLtd site.

Now to other irons in the fire. Which I’ve always found an odd expression as there are far better ways to get your shirts clean and creaseless. But anyway, those who know me will be aware that, as a writer, I am more than just a one-trick pony.

Some would say I’m a knackered out horse ready for the glue factory, but to them I say, nay.

In a similar vein of cringeworthy humour, some of you will have noticed my Advents In Time And Space in the run-up to Christmas. Somebody was foolish enough to suggest I continue this Limerick journey through the rest of the Doctor Who TV back-catalogue, so expect to see more of those in some form or another. Not at the heady rate of one a day though. You can have too much of a good thing. You can also have too much of a bad thing, so either way we have to be careful.

Meanwhile, our companion blog for stories set in the realm of Tortenschloss has been long neglected. This basically stalled because of a single unfinished tale that was lost due to a hard-drive failure. Even in worlds of fantasy, unreliable technology is king. Or it is if you neglect to back up your files frequently enough. However, I feel about ready to tackle that lost tale anew and, as it happens, have other stories to tell, so I’m aiming to resurrect the Tortenschloss Chronicles. We’ll begin by relaunching the site and re-visiting the stories I’d already posted. And hopefully carry on from there. The plan, as before, is to build a nice collection of stories in weekly instalments.

Here on this blog, you can expect the usual sporadic reviews and occasional writerly feature. With 2013 being the Golden 50th Anniversary of a certain long-running (on-and-off) TV show (hint: Doctor Who), I suspect a goodly proportion of those reviews will focus on that.

Not only did I receive some new (to me) Doctor Who DVDs for Christmas (as is customary), I watched a fair few of them last year and meant to post reviews of those, so there are a number to catch up on.

We might throw in a mix of reviews on other TV, games and the like in our familiar haphazard manner.

This year’s blogging will properly kick off next week, however, with a little something called The Next Big Thing. It’s a blog chain in which I was tagged (don’t worry, it was entirely consensual). The idea being that I answer a handful of writing-related questions and then pass the baton to five other author-bloggers.

In the midst of all this, I anticipate book reviews being conspicuously absent. Not because I won’t be reading, but as a reading goal I’m embarking on a re-read of the works of Harry Harrison and Ray Bradbury (starting with those already in my collection and, if I get through those, adding any missing titles to my Kindle, courtesy of my meagre book budget – subject to availability – by which I mean both the titles and the budget.) Sadly, the world lost both great authors last year and they were both hugely inspirational in my formative years. (And, in case you’re wondering, a writer’s formative years essentially run from that moment you first realise in your heart you are a writer – and, in all probability, some time before – to when you pop your clogs.) So if anybody wishes to follow my journey through some wholly remarkable books, they can find me on Goodreads, raising this reading toast to two literary SF legends.

And on that note, here’s me raising another toast. (It’s true, I have a glass in one hand as I type this.) Here’s to a happy and prosperous – and industrious and creative – 2013.

Statistically speaking, it’s unrealistic to expect all your Christmasses to be white, but we can at least wish that the majority of your days be merry and bright.

SAF

Thursday, December 27, 2012

The Snow Must Go On



To omit a nod to one book about snow, Mr Moffat, may be regarded as a misfortune. To omit a nod to two looks like carelessness.

And to be fair, Mr Moffat probably doesn’t care – might not even have been aware that Kim Newman’s TimeAnd Relative featured sinister snowmen and my novel, Drift, featured sentient, psychically sensitive snow. But in a series that has casually dropped in past continuity references since its return, it seems remiss that someone on the production team didn’t apprise the man at the helm of two books that predate his 2012 Christmas special by 10 years.


Still, the grumbling you hear has more to do with one too many mince pies and clotted cream than with the engaging, charming and generally magical Doctor Who Christmas present that was The Snowmen.

Drift and The Snowmen are different beasts, written for different audiences, after all. The snow here is not the subtlest of enemies, depicted from the outset as crystalline flakes straight off your Christmas cards – but with literal teeth. Likewise, the titular Snowmen are fairly bluntly realised and given a rather obvious Jack Frost O’Lantern menace guaranteed to counter the densest of alcoholic hazes that viewers might find themselves in by tea-time on Christmas day. Although after their initial (implied) savaging of the workers at the beginning they don’t do much other than crop up out of the snow sporting a mean expression.

But despite whatever the title tells you, the episode isn’t really about them. This is a tale of new beginnings and, by way of driving that home (for Christmas), is a Doctor Who story about the creation of a monster rather than the defeat of one.

The way in which the Great Intelligence is born, neatly wrapped in a single - practically throwaway – line about a disembodied intelligence that uses snowmen with a focus on the London Underground is a deft spot of frosting on the cake. (Continuity clashes with The Abominable Snowmen dating notwithstanding.) Enlisting the vocal talents of Sir Ian MacKellan is nothing short of masterful, as any lesser voice might have rendered a large malign snowglobe a rather impotent centrepiece to several key scenes.

If that wasn’t enough, heading up the army of this disembodied Sauron The White, we are treated to Richard E Grant as the embodiment of evil. A sure way to win me over, as not only am I a fan of REG, but he was always my first choice to play my own meister-villain, Dexter Snide. He gets relatively few opportunities here to properly flourish his villainous credentials, but he oozes sinister whenever given the chance. His exchange with Lady Vastra and her missus is especially worth savouring and it’s only a shame that a bit more isn’t made of his scenes with the Doctor. When the Doctor comically waltzes in as Sherlock Holmes, for example, a villain with Grant’s screen presence shouldn’t spend so much time just trying to get the doors open to let in his minions.


Still, we have additional helpings of menace in the form of the Ice Governess and she works pretty well for the most part, again reinforced by some well-chosen and distinctive voice acting – albeit I’m not sure the Punch & Judy line she is given to repeating provided quite the chilling counterpoint the writer was aiming for. Silence is golden, they say, and she may have been more effective as an inexorable – and taciturn – advancing cold front. Indeed, it was probably a mistake to have her caged behind a force field at the top of the stairs for quite as long as she was, as something is inevitably lost when an unstoppable force is stopped. As with the underuse of Dr Simeon, it’s another pulled punch, if you’ll pardon the expression.

Even its proclaimed theme of the Doctor having retired is underplayed to some degree, as he is seen to be taking a fairly active interest in everything – despite his protestations to the contrary – from the outset. There’s never any persuasive conviction to it and it smacks of feeble (if understandable) denial at best. Given that this was the core (Douglas Adams) idea that so inspired Steven Moffat I might have liked to have seen a gloomier, more resistant Doctor than we were given.

The ending, with the enemy defeated by the tears of ‘an entire family crying on Christmas Eve’, was in some respects resonant of last year’s power of a mother’s love guiding the children home to a time before they lost their dear old dad. But on the whole this wasn’t nearly as saccharine and that’s a good thing, what with having overdone the sugar in general at this time of year. Clara’s death feels like a real price paid – even if she will be coming back in some form or other, the children have lost their beloved young governess – and that offers a dramatic counterweight to the relative ease with which the Enemy’s plans are scuppered.

Minor shortcomings aside, that might have played too far against the episode’s ultimately winning ingredients, which included an abundance of sparkly wit, strewn throughout like tinsel and oodles of charm piled as high as any Christmas dinner plate.

Smith himself is on excellent form, revelling in the ride on the emotional rollercoaster far too much (as though it was already Christmas during filming) and with that avuncular way of his that shouldn’t be so readily apparent in such a young Doctor. And his ‘league of extraordinary allies’ – Vastra and her girlfriend (no, wife) and Strax – provide a wonderfully colourful supporting cast. Moffat clearly delights in writing for them and the actors fully embrace their roles. Strax does appear to have reverted to more soldier than Sontaran nurse, with much of the comedy built on his blunt, militaristic approach to everything, rather than what made him different to others of his race. But at the end of the day it is comedy and it’s darned funny. The memory parasite skit might be basic, but it made me laugh. Repeatedly.

The real Christmas star though is Jenna Louise Coleman as Clara (Oswin Oswald). For the record we didn’t believe those denials for a second either – all that blarney about them being totally different unrelated characters. But heck, it must be close to impossible to preserve the element of surprise in today’s world. So, ultimately, no surprise at all – but hats off to Mr Moffat, he still managed to create a thoroughly intriguing character and Jenna gives us a thoroughly engaging performance. For me, she’s genuinely the heart of this episode and she seems to have completely overlooked the fact that Amy Pond was going to be a tough act to follow.

Of course, wherever Mr Moffat is headed with this ‘impossible companion’ thread, I hope she’s not going to be dying all the time – a retread of “They killed Rory!” Safe to say, we know to expect better than that and I’m optimistic that the revelation will be equal to the hook. It’s perhaps a shame we won’t be getting the Victorian version of Clara for the longer term – in terms of companion background, it would have been a welcome change, but it seems at this stage that she brings enough new to the mix to make up for that.


What’s not new is the Doctor-companion kiss. Taken individually, there is nothing wrong with any of these, but the fact is we’ve now seen enough of them that Channel 4 could do its own chart show for them. Doctor Who’s been back on our screens for seven years and as a trope it’s already old and tired. It’s as though with every new companion we have to have these emphatic declarations like a Doctor-companion relationship status update right away. But then, it may just be that subtlety is too time-consuming in the fast-food TV age.

At least here, it is a fresh twist on the formula and a beautiful, funny moment, born in part out of a clumsily offered cover story from the Doctor. Similarly, Clara’s first encounter with the TARDIS interior is a fresh spin on an old(er) favourite.

Obviously I can’t speak from the viewpoint of a novice, but I imagine if seen by anyone who’d never seen Doctor Who before this would make a good starting point. Touches like the spiral staircase to the clouds are an entirely frivolous and magical invitation for new audiences to climb on board – while also perhaps something of a promise to those of us who’ve been on the journey a while already that there will always be something new to see.

The TARDIS interior has had a fitting makeover to back that up and I have to say I rather like the new model. It’s very clean and less cluttered, but retains a certain eccentricity. The opening titles initially struck me as a tad too busy, in contrast, but may well grow on me.

All in all, my favourite of the Christmas specials to date. And that’s with all the flaws and the lack of even a passing nod to Drift.

Christmas is a time for forgiveness, after all. And the Coming Soon trailer makes 2013 look like a Happy New Who Year.

SAF

Monday, December 24, 2012

Advents In Time And Space No.24

Doctor Who Limerick Advent


No.24: The Snowmen

This Christmas it's time for the Snowmen
With Matt Smith and Jenna Lou Coleman
No clue what it's about
So I'll just leave it out
But the trailer presents a good omen

SAF 2012

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Sunday, December 23, 2012

Advents In Time And Space No.23

Doctor Who Limerick Advent


No.23: The TV Movie

Oh Time's ticking down to New Year-oh
And in steps a new kind of hero
It's really a crime
When a trip back in Time
Resets key events back to zero

SAF 2012

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Saturday, December 22, 2012

Advents In Time And Space No.22

Doctor Who Limerick Advent


No.22: Survival

When Who comes to an end it's a pity
Cheetah people prowl Ace's home city
As their planet is dying
The Master is spying
Through an animatronic black kitty

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Friday, December 21, 2012

Advents In Time And Space No.21

Doctor Who Limerick Advent


No.21: The Happiness Patrol

When fans say this isn't a classic
It's because of the big Bertie Bassett
From his coconut nose
To his sugary toes
And his gigantic blue pimply asset

SAF 2012

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Thursday, December 20, 2012

Advents In Time And Space No.20

Doctor Who Limerick Advent


No.20: Time And The Rani

The Doctor shows no kind of sangfroid
In a script the writers should hang for
The Rani's quite mad
She's also real bad
When she impersonates Bonnie Langford

SAF 2012

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Wednesday, December 19, 2012

Advents In Time And Space No.19

Doctor Who Limerick Advent


No.19: Trial Of A Time Lord

In an epic that feels quite immense
The Doctor makes a case for defence
Three stories in one
Doomed to come undone
In a climax that doesn't make sense

SAF 2012

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Tuesday, December 18, 2012

Advents In Time And Space No.18

Doctor Who Limerick Advent


No.18: The Two Doctors

No matter which body he's dressed in
The Doctor is put to the test in
A temporal stunt
With spud-headed grunts
And an alien Ramsay or Heston

SAF 2012

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Monday, December 17, 2012

Advents In Time And Space No.17

Doctor Who Limerick Advent


No.17: The Twin Dilemma

A Time Lord and some genius twins
Get embroiled in a Gastropod's sins
The Doctor is gripped
In a half-boiled script
That belongs in two wastepaper bins

SAF 2012

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Sunday, December 16, 2012

Advents In Time And Space No.16

Doctor Who Limerick Advent


No.16: The Caves Of Androzani

As mercenaries fight mano a mano
Sharaz Jek falls in love like Cyrano
Against android doubles
The Doctor's in trouble
When Peri gets a dose of bat guano

SAF 2012

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Saturday, December 15, 2012

Advents In Time And Space No.15

Doctor Who Limerick Advent


No.15: The Five Doctors

The Doctor is far from alone
When Borusa fills the Death Zone
He plays (as he sniggers)
With neat action figures
But an oversight turns him to stone

SAF 2012

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Friday, December 14, 2012

Advents In Time And Space No.14

Doctor Who Limerick Advent

No.14: Castrovalva

Turns out the new Doctor is Tristan
In a story that's constantly twistin
This cricketing boffin
Spends his time in a coffin
And to win needs lots of assistin

SAF 2012

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Thursday, December 13, 2012

Advents In Time And Space No.13

Doctor Who Limerick Advent


No.13: Logopolis

From the Master's ingenious brain
Comes a plot that's completely insane
A world full of sums
Fails to carry the one
And the Universe goes down the drain

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Wednesday, December 12, 2012

Advents In Time And Space No.12

Doctor Who Limerick Advent

No.12: Horror Of Fang Rock

In a lighthouse lurks something malignant
Which kills one by one, it's no figment
A Rutan that crashed
Is destroyed in a flash
Which transforms Leela's ocular pigment

SAF 2012

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Tuesday, December 11, 2012

Advents In Time And Space No.11

Doctor Who Limerick Advent


No.11: The Deadly Assassin

In a Matrix set for disaster
The Doctor faces the Master
The villain is old
And falls down a hole
Amid a torrent of crumbling plaster

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Monday, December 10, 2012

Advents In Time And Space No.10

Doctor Who Limerick Advent


No.10: Robot

Following the third Doc's swan song
Came a Doctor who seemed a bit wrong
But with UNIT to thank
And an Action Man tank
He beat a robot the size of King Kong

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Sunday, December 09, 2012

Advents In Time And Space No.9

Doctor Who Limerick Advent



No.9: Planet Of The Spiders

On Metebelis men of low station
Held a spider in great veneration
A chase for six parts
Strained the Doc's hearts
And triggered a regneration

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Saturday, December 08, 2012

Advents In Time And Space No.8

Doctor Who Limerick Advent

No.8: The Three Doctors

Three Docs made for quarrelsome folk
Sent to deal with this Omega bloke
With blobs made of gel
He forged his own hell
Held up by a cheap wisp of smoke

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Friday, December 07, 2012

Advents In Time And Space No.7

Doctor Who Limerick Advent



No.7: The Sea Devils

These hideous creatures with scales
Wore string vests and swam with the whales
They stormed up our beaches
With claims that their species
Had been here since the DFS sales

SAF 2012

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Thursday, December 06, 2012

Advents In Time And Space No.6

Doctor Who Limerick Advent

No.6: The War Games

Time weighs on the good Doctor's shoulders
When villains are kidnapping soldiers
He calls in the Time Lords
Who scold him with harsh words
And trap him on Earth looking older

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Wednesday, December 05, 2012

Advents In Time And Space No.5

Doctor Who Limerick Advent

No.5: The Web Of Fear

Furry and cute but unpleasant
The Yeti teach mankind a lesson
In the Tube they start scaring
From Goodge Street to Charing
Til they lose at Mornington Crescent

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Tuesday, December 04, 2012

Advents In Time And Space No.4

Doctor Who Limerick Advent


No.4: The Moonbase 

On the march 'cross the Lunar plain
Evil Cybermen are at it again
They poison the sugar
But are ultimately bugared
By a machine built to govern the rain

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Monday, December 03, 2012

Advents In Time And Space No.3

Doctor Who Limerick Advent



No.3: The Tenth Planet 


In this first ever Cybermen tale
The Doctor was old and quite frail
But a power overload
Made their planet explode
In a plan with the tag #EpicFail

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Sunday, December 02, 2012

Advents In Time And Space No.2

Doctor Who Limerick Advent



No.2: The Dalek Invasion Of Earth 

When the Daleks conquered the Earth
They would mine it for all it was worth
Through crust they would bore
And deep in the core
Install an engine befitting its girth

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Saturday, December 01, 2012

Advents In Time And Space No.1

Doctor Who Limerick Advent


No.1: An Unearthly Child




Two teachers had a student called Susan
Who found certain subjects confusin
They followed her home
To a box with a phone
And through time and space they went cruisin

SAF 2012

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