Wednesday, December 19, 2012

Advents In Time And Space No.19

Doctor Who Limerick Advent


No.19: Trial Of A Time Lord

In an epic that feels quite immense
The Doctor makes a case for defence
Three stories in one
Doomed to come undone
In a climax that doesn't make sense

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Tuesday, December 18, 2012

Advents In Time And Space No.18

Doctor Who Limerick Advent


No.18: The Two Doctors

No matter which body he's dressed in
The Doctor is put to the test in
A temporal stunt
With spud-headed grunts
And an alien Ramsay or Heston

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Monday, December 17, 2012

Advents In Time And Space No.17

Doctor Who Limerick Advent


No.17: The Twin Dilemma

A Time Lord and some genius twins
Get embroiled in a Gastropod's sins
The Doctor is gripped
In a half-boiled script
That belongs in two wastepaper bins

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Sunday, December 16, 2012

Advents In Time And Space No.16

Doctor Who Limerick Advent


No.16: The Caves Of Androzani

As mercenaries fight mano a mano
Sharaz Jek falls in love like Cyrano
Against android doubles
The Doctor's in trouble
When Peri gets a dose of bat guano

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Saturday, December 15, 2012

Advents In Time And Space No.15

Doctor Who Limerick Advent


No.15: The Five Doctors

The Doctor is far from alone
When Borusa fills the Death Zone
He plays (as he sniggers)
With neat action figures
But an oversight turns him to stone

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Friday, December 14, 2012

Advents In Time And Space No.14

Doctor Who Limerick Advent

No.14: Castrovalva

Turns out the new Doctor is Tristan
In a story that's constantly twistin
This cricketing boffin
Spends his time in a coffin
And to win needs lots of assistin

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Thursday, December 13, 2012

Advents In Time And Space No.13

Doctor Who Limerick Advent


No.13: Logopolis

From the Master's ingenious brain
Comes a plot that's completely insane
A world full of sums
Fails to carry the one
And the Universe goes down the drain

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Wednesday, December 12, 2012

Advents In Time And Space No.12

Doctor Who Limerick Advent

No.12: Horror Of Fang Rock

In a lighthouse lurks something malignant
Which kills one by one, it's no figment
A Rutan that crashed
Is destroyed in a flash
Which transforms Leela's ocular pigment

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Tuesday, December 11, 2012

Advents In Time And Space No.11

Doctor Who Limerick Advent


No.11: The Deadly Assassin

In a Matrix set for disaster
The Doctor faces the Master
The villain is old
And falls down a hole
Amid a torrent of crumbling plaster

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Monday, December 10, 2012

Advents In Time And Space No.10

Doctor Who Limerick Advent


No.10: Robot

Following the third Doc's swan song
Came a Doctor who seemed a bit wrong
But with UNIT to thank
And an Action Man tank
He beat a robot the size of King Kong

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Sunday, December 09, 2012

Advents In Time And Space No.9

Doctor Who Limerick Advent



No.9: Planet Of The Spiders

On Metebelis men of low station
Held a spider in great veneration
A chase for six parts
Strained the Doc's hearts
And triggered a regneration

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Saturday, December 08, 2012

Advents In Time And Space No.8

Doctor Who Limerick Advent

No.8: The Three Doctors

Three Docs made for quarrelsome folk
Sent to deal with this Omega bloke
With blobs made of gel
He forged his own hell
Held up by a cheap wisp of smoke

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Friday, December 07, 2012

Advents In Time And Space No.7

Doctor Who Limerick Advent



No.7: The Sea Devils

These hideous creatures with scales
Wore string vests and swam with the whales
They stormed up our beaches
With claims that their species
Had been here since the DFS sales

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Thursday, December 06, 2012

Advents In Time And Space No.6

Doctor Who Limerick Advent

No.6: The War Games

Time weighs on the good Doctor's shoulders
When villains are kidnapping soldiers
He calls in the Time Lords
Who scold him with harsh words
And trap him on Earth looking older

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Wednesday, December 05, 2012

Advents In Time And Space No.5

Doctor Who Limerick Advent

No.5: The Web Of Fear

Furry and cute but unpleasant
The Yeti teach mankind a lesson
In the Tube they start scaring
From Goodge Street to Charing
Til they lose at Mornington Crescent

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Tuesday, December 04, 2012

Advents In Time And Space No.4

Doctor Who Limerick Advent


No.4: The Moonbase 

On the march 'cross the Lunar plain
Evil Cybermen are at it again
They poison the sugar
But are ultimately bugared
By a machine built to govern the rain

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Monday, December 03, 2012

Advents In Time And Space No.3

Doctor Who Limerick Advent



No.3: The Tenth Planet 


In this first ever Cybermen tale
The Doctor was old and quite frail
But a power overload
Made their planet explode
In a plan with the tag #EpicFail

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Sunday, December 02, 2012

Advents In Time And Space No.2

Doctor Who Limerick Advent



No.2: The Dalek Invasion Of Earth 

When the Daleks conquered the Earth
They would mine it for all it was worth
Through crust they would bore
And deep in the core
Install an engine befitting its girth

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Saturday, December 01, 2012

Advents In Time And Space No.1

Doctor Who Limerick Advent


No.1: An Unearthly Child




Two teachers had a student called Susan
Who found certain subjects confusin
They followed her home
To a box with a phone
And through time and space they went cruisin

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Friday, November 23, 2012

Doctor Who And The Evil Of Cancer



Happy Birthday, Doctor Who.

Firday 23rd November was Doctor Who’s 49th birthday. Perhaps not one of the most auspicious birthdays, probably more generally regarded as just ‘the one before the 50th’. But maybe a chance to reflect before next year’s big celebrations.

Sadly, this year I’m given pause to reflect on the loss of both Caroline John and Mary Tamm, two lovely and gifted actresses who were an important part of the show’’s history and therefore, by extension, my world. And only the year before, we had to say tearful goodbye to Elisabeth Sladen whose Sarah Jane Smith was as much a companion to my childhood years as she was to the Doctor.



Time will, of course, catch up with us all in the end. But cancer catches far too many. As far back – and as recently – as May 2006, I lost my mum to it.

So you’d think this would be about her. There might be only six degrees of separation between Kevin Bacon and the rest of the world, but it seems we’re all liable at some point to feel the impact of cancer more directly. But I find it easier, on a public platform, to place myself at one stage removed, as it were, create a little distance. And ideally I didn’t want to make this about self.

In fact, just the opposite. For a while at least I wanted to take the self out of self-publishing. Do something. I’ve wanted to do something for a while, but couldn’t think what I could do that might make any difference.

It’s not much and it will probably only amount to a token something, but here it is, for all it’s worth:

In memory of Lis Sladen, Caroline John and Mary Tamm then (and yeah, it's a bit about my mum too), for the next 6 months (until May 24th 2013) all royalties from the first two Evil UnLtd books (in all formats) will be going to Cancer Research UK.

The gang over at Evil UnLtd will almost certainly disapprove. You can find out their reaction to the news here, along with links to the various ways you can get your hands, virtual or otherwise, on the paperbacks and/or ebooks. But I’ll include the links here for your convenience:



Evil UnLtd Vol 1: The Root Of All Evil

Kindle (Amazon UK) £2.05

Kindle (Amazon US) $3.28

Other Ebook Formats (Smashwords) $2.99

Paperback (Amazon UK) £8.99


Evil UnLtd Vol 2: From Evil With Love


Kindle (Amazon UK) £2.05

Kindle (Amazon US) $3.28

Other Ebook Formats (Smashwords) $2.99

Paperback (Amazon UK) £8.99



So, if you haven’t availed yourself of a copy yet, treat yourself. And please tell your friends, spread the word.

Help make Evil do some Good.

SAF