Sunday, January 13, 2013

Accion Mutante



After quite a lengthy period of no Doctor Who last year, I was suffering from withdrawal symptoms and so, during a singularly depressing succession of rainy days I turned to a small backlog of DVDs that I’d had on my shelves for a while but hadn’t yet watched. It didn't take me too long to get caught up (although now, of course, I have some extra Who-ish treats courtesy of Christmas) and with the show's 50th Anniversary year upon us I figured it’d be nice to return to my infrequent habit of offering up reviews.

We begin then with The Mutants, a six-part Pertwee-era escapade from the pens of Bob Baker and Dave Martin.


It’s an interesting one, because I had painful memories of the story from rewatching it once upon a time on UK Gold. It’s a common cliché to say you watched Doctor Who from behind your sofa, but there are some you watch between your fingers, with a hand clasped over your eyes. Indeed I only bought the DVD because it was cheap and, while others were simply neglected due to a busy schedule and lots of other viewing, it’s the one I deliberately put off watching.

A wise man once recommended I watch it one episode at a time. When I finally got around to slotting it into the player, I foolishly disregarded that advice and sat through it all in one afternoon.

And was surprised to discover it wasn’t that bad. I’d even go so far as to say I really quite enjoyed it.

In our whiz-bang zap-pow age of Doctor Who, it’s easy to forget that these six-part marathons were something of a standard for a fair chunk of its tenure. It primes you to expect heaps of padding and a sluggish pace as the story drags its feet like a mutant  across a rubble-strewn wasteland.

Sure, there’s a quantity of to-ing and fro-ing, capture and escape and I daresay the story could have been told in four episodes. But there’s a decent mix of action and narrative progression in each 25-minute segment and it’s reasonably even. It doesn’t have that sense of a two-parter bolted to a four-parter that was a feature of some six-episode epics. It’s colourful and comical at times, sometimes for the right reasons. Not once was I bored.

The painful elements were still there, but maybe I’d been anaesthetised in the years between viewings. It’s biggest fault is, a bit like Baker and Martin’s later offering, The Invisible Enemy, rooted in overambition. The explosive decompression scene is embarrassingly bad, with strings of actors clinging onto each other and flailing around in a desperate effort to compensate for fx that could've used an extra £10,000 plus another twenty years of technological advancement. Some of the spacecraft model work is serviceable, but some shots are as flat as a pancake rendered in MS Paint.

Budgetary restrictions seem to have extended to the quality of actor the show could hire and while the extras include a laudable piece on race, I’d like to feel that in the 21st century we have progressed far enough as a society to be able to state just how dire an actor is regardless of the colour of his skin. Rick James who plays Cotton is supremely awful. He’s an ill fit for what I’m sure is intended as something of a comedy double-act, the likes of which Robert Holmes used to write so well in most of his Who contributions, and he gives us what must be one of the lamest cliffhangers in the show’s history.

He’s joined by others who range from to pantomime warrior Varan (the way actor James Mellor scratches at his mutating hand it’s as though his fist is actually turning into ham before our very eyes) to flat and bland Garrick Hagon as Ky, who does occasionally try to ignite with some signs of life like one of the flares used to light the tunnels on Solos. Unfortunately, he is destined to become a space fairy, the ultimate evolution of the Solons and a poor man’s homage to some of the more effete Star Trek aliens. It’s a culmination that doesn’t do the actor any favours.

The story as a whole wouldn’t be altogether out of place in the Trek universe, with its concept of a world with 500-year seasons, an alien people with a metamorphic cycle linked to those seasons, terraforming-by-missile-bombardment (there’s nothing you can’t solve with a photon torpedo) and all touching on the deeper issues of racial segregation and colonialism.

It’s never intelligent or deep enough to divert from its main purpose as a dash of sci-fi adventure, but it raises it above pure pulp. Some of the cast lend it added weight with decent performances, with Paul Whitsun-Jones’s Marshal providing a passable baddie, about as oafish and monstrous as your average overweight Tory, George Pravda doing a creditable misguided-scientist turn and Christopher Coll as the better half of the ‘comedy’ pairing of Stubbs & Cotton. John Hollis is the standout of the bunch as Sondergaard, as the actor brings a sense of gravity and presence that sits well alongside Pertwee’s Doctor. Pertwee appears at home throughout, with this kind of moral tale suiting his Doctor to a tee. While Katy Manning is Jo, no more no less.

And it’d be remiss not to mention the eponymous Mutants themselves. Never mind that they’re doomed to reach their highly evolved space-fairy stage, the intermediary Mutt stage is the best-realised feature of the whole story. The creatures work especially well in the caves, of course, where the shadows show them off to good effect, but the overall design is pretty (which is to say, not pretty) effective. Monsters, yes, but they have big eyes, which help facilitate empathy when they’re brutally gunned down.

It’s a classic sf twist and The Mutants makes a more successful play on this old ‘beauty only skin deep’ theme than The Claws Of Axos(where it should have been key). It’s richer in ideas and just about redeems its more laughable elements.

Based on the collected evidence, the combination of Bob Baker and Dave Martin and a limited budget is never going to produce brilliance, but it made for a fairly enjoyable 150 minutes and even if there was a moderate amount of pain involved that’s better than a visit to the dentist.

SAF

Thursday, January 10, 2013

The Next Big Thing

Just before Christmas I was invited by Margaret Skea to take part in this blog hop, wherein authors tag each other in the hopes of sharing a little web traffic, perhaps encouraging blog readers to take a peek at the work of authors outside their usual sphere of interest and so on. We writers are notoriously desperate for attention - it's not for us, you understand, it's for our brainchildren.

Margaret is the writer of Turn of the Tide, Historical Fiction Winner in the 2011 Harper Collins / Alan Titchmarsh People’s Novelist Competition. She has won a number of awards and has been published in a range of magazines and anthologies in Britain and the USA.

Fair to say, I'm a blog-hop virgin but too much preamble won't make this any easier so I'd really best just get on with it. If you hear cherries popping, try to push it into the background.

So, to the questions...

What is the working title of your next book?

Evil Utd. It's the third volume in the Evil UnLtd series so you can see what I did there.



Where did the idea come from for the book?

Well, the idea for the series came from having watched too much Star Trek and that sort of thing and getting tired of seeing a lot of goody-two-shoes types travelling around the universe doing far too many good deeds. It was high time villains got a look in. From there on the ideas for each book kind of generated themselves.

What genre does your book fall under?

Sci-Fi Comedy. With much more emphasis on the Comedy than the Sci.

What actors would you choose to play the part of your characters in a movie rendition?

Ah, that's an easy one as I've already done a mock imdb listing for Evil UnLtd.
Although for the most part I prefer to remain tight-lipped about casting, as I'd rather readers be left to build their own portraits in their imaginations. That said, there are other possibilities - our main villain, Dexter Snide, for example, I always saw as Richard E Grant when first writing him some years ago. But it's a great part, so it's only right a number of actors would compete to play him.

What is the one sentence synopsis of your book?

The Farce Of The Dark Side.

That's the tag line I use for the series. I don't actually have a line that encapsulates the third book. Yet.

Will your book be self-published or represented by an agent?

Self-published. Although I am open to offers.

How long did it take you to write the first draft of the book?

Each Evil UnLtd volume takes about 6 months to write. Although that's not always a contiguous 6 months as I tend to take breaks to work on other projects or just to take breaks. I find it helps keep the humour fresh if I'm a little flexible with self-imposed deadlines.

What other books would you compare this to within your genre?

Well, The Hitch Hikers Guide To The Galaxy series would be the closest comparison but these books have their own wicked tone.

Who or what inspired you to write this book?

As I say, what tends to happen is you get struck with a ton of other ideas while writing the previous instalment and then you're left having to cobble it all together in a plot that makes (some) sense. But the 2012 London Olympic Games were also a great inspiration on this book specifically. I'd actually had the idea some time ago for a plot centred around a galactic Olympics, but it turned out to be good timing that I waited this long to get around to writing it.

What else about the book might pique the reader's interest?

Besides the high laugh to page ratio and the Olympic thing, we have the media, war and recession. So it's all good, obviously. Plus a bit of a superhero thread in this one. When you've created a band of villains of this magnitude you're obliged to pit them against a bunch of superheroes sooner or later. band of superheroes. I've had great fun - and a greater challenge! - some colourful costumed crusaders of my own.

On a less frivolous note, it's also very worth mentioning that all royalties from the Evil UnLtd books are currently going to Cancer Research UK. See the link here for details.

For right now, that's until May 24th 2013 which is the planned release date for Evil UnLtd Vol 3... but to be honest if the campaign proves successful I'm considering making that a longer term arrangement. At the very least contributing a percentage of royalties to Cancer Research on a permanent basis. So people buying Evil will be doing some Good.

And now, in true Olympic fashion, it's time to pass the baton to my fellow authors. In principle, I'm supposed to tag five but it turns out willing writers are harder to find than you might think. Fair dues and no worries to the friends who were busy or perhaps doubtful about the merits of blogging.

(But I want to make parenthetical mention of a certain class of author on Twitter. I threw out an open invitation on that social media platform because I knew how there were so many who were keen to spam with links to their sites and books as soon as you follow them. But as it happens, while pebble-dashing you with unsolicited links is apparently acceptable etiquette, they're strangely silent and unresponsive when actually offered the chance of some free promotion. To those writers, I just want to say I pray I don't get tarnished with your especially dowdy feathers.)

Thankfully, in the Twitterverse and elsewhere there are bright stars that shine. So I'd like to take this opportunity to direct your attentions to two very worthy writers I'm proud to know.

First of all, Stuart Douglas.

http://iriswildthyme.blogspot.co.uk/

Stuart has worked in a toy shop, a farm, a chocolate factory and a zoo - if he ever gets cast as Dr Who he'lll have fulfilled his every childhood ambition! In the meantime he runs Obverse Books and Manleigh Books, publishing science fiction, steampunk, fantasy and pulp short stories, novellas and novels.



Observant readers will have noticed a link to his blog in my sidebar for these past years. I became friends with Stuart through Doctor Who circles and as well as having exemplary taste in TV and fiction, he's doing great things in publishing with a host of creative titles under the Obverse and Manleigh banners. It all started with some wonderful Doctor Who spin-offery and has blossomed from there.


Kimberly Menozzi

http://www.kmenozzi.com/blog.html


Kimberly Menozzi has lived in Italy with her husband Alessandro since 2004. A fan of bike racing and photography enthusiast, she is also the hired staff of a demented rescue kitty named Sophie who cuddles with her during cold winter nights.

Kimberly is presently working on several projects, including a novel set in the world of professional road cycling, a novella prequel for her first novel Ask Me if I'm Happy, and another novella loosely inspired by the events which led her to move to Italy.



I first met Kimberly through HarperCollins' authonomy site but have since stayed in contact and even had the pleasure of meeting her while on holiday in Italy, where we enjoyed a long-promised cappuccino.


While talent shows are among the lowest cultural denominators, there is nothing wrong with showing talent. So I'm more than happy to point you in the direction of these two talents. Go check them out and they may well have something to say on the Next Big Thing within a week or so.

SAF

Saturday, January 05, 2013

Looking Forward




Did you see what I did there? A play on names.

Yeah, I know.

Still, from this lame acorn of humour may mighty oaks grow.

Usually by this time of year, most of us have made half a dozen resolutions and broken twice as many. Me, I decided to dispense with the resolutions altogether and simply set myself a number of goals for the coming year.

Now, I needn’t bore you with listing them all, but I figured it would be good to give a bit of a heads-up on the sort of things you might expect to see from me in the Land Of Blog, at least.

First of all and perhaps most obviously, there will be more on my Evil Versus Cancer campaign. Ostensibly, this is set to run until May 24th 2013 so I feel obliged to make myself a real nuisance on the promotional front. Any help in spreading the word, sharing links across the internet cetera will be hugely appreciated and, assuming I’m aware of it, anybody lending their support will be assured of a credit in Evil UnLtd Volume 3.

There’s already a sizable list of helpful folks, compiled from those who’ve shared links on Facebook and Twitter and so on, but I’d like it to be larger. The more the merrier.

It’s no coincidence that Evil UnLtd Vol 3: Evil Utd is scheduled for release on May 24th of this year. And I’m currently weighing a number of options to continue support for Cancer Research UK beyond that date. The Evil UnLtd gang will balk at a longer-term association with charity, but I’ll remind them who’s boss. And/or go into hiding.

While I doubtless tap out some intermittent (and hopefully entertaining) nonsense over on the Evil UnLtd site.

Now to other irons in the fire. Which I’ve always found an odd expression as there are far better ways to get your shirts clean and creaseless. But anyway, those who know me will be aware that, as a writer, I am more than just a one-trick pony.

Some would say I’m a knackered out horse ready for the glue factory, but to them I say, nay.

In a similar vein of cringeworthy humour, some of you will have noticed my Advents In Time And Space in the run-up to Christmas. Somebody was foolish enough to suggest I continue this Limerick journey through the rest of the Doctor Who TV back-catalogue, so expect to see more of those in some form or another. Not at the heady rate of one a day though. You can have too much of a good thing. You can also have too much of a bad thing, so either way we have to be careful.

Meanwhile, our companion blog for stories set in the realm of Tortenschloss has been long neglected. This basically stalled because of a single unfinished tale that was lost due to a hard-drive failure. Even in worlds of fantasy, unreliable technology is king. Or it is if you neglect to back up your files frequently enough. However, I feel about ready to tackle that lost tale anew and, as it happens, have other stories to tell, so I’m aiming to resurrect the Tortenschloss Chronicles. We’ll begin by relaunching the site and re-visiting the stories I’d already posted. And hopefully carry on from there. The plan, as before, is to build a nice collection of stories in weekly instalments.

Here on this blog, you can expect the usual sporadic reviews and occasional writerly feature. With 2013 being the Golden 50th Anniversary of a certain long-running (on-and-off) TV show (hint: Doctor Who), I suspect a goodly proportion of those reviews will focus on that.

Not only did I receive some new (to me) Doctor Who DVDs for Christmas (as is customary), I watched a fair few of them last year and meant to post reviews of those, so there are a number to catch up on.

We might throw in a mix of reviews on other TV, games and the like in our familiar haphazard manner.

This year’s blogging will properly kick off next week, however, with a little something called The Next Big Thing. It’s a blog chain in which I was tagged (don’t worry, it was entirely consensual). The idea being that I answer a handful of writing-related questions and then pass the baton to five other author-bloggers.

In the midst of all this, I anticipate book reviews being conspicuously absent. Not because I won’t be reading, but as a reading goal I’m embarking on a re-read of the works of Harry Harrison and Ray Bradbury (starting with those already in my collection and, if I get through those, adding any missing titles to my Kindle, courtesy of my meagre book budget – subject to availability – by which I mean both the titles and the budget.) Sadly, the world lost both great authors last year and they were both hugely inspirational in my formative years. (And, in case you’re wondering, a writer’s formative years essentially run from that moment you first realise in your heart you are a writer – and, in all probability, some time before – to when you pop your clogs.) So if anybody wishes to follow my journey through some wholly remarkable books, they can find me on Goodreads, raising this reading toast to two literary SF legends.

And on that note, here’s me raising another toast. (It’s true, I have a glass in one hand as I type this.) Here’s to a happy and prosperous – and industrious and creative – 2013.

Statistically speaking, it’s unrealistic to expect all your Christmasses to be white, but we can at least wish that the majority of your days be merry and bright.

SAF

Thursday, December 27, 2012

The Snow Must Go On



To omit a nod to one book about snow, Mr Moffat, may be regarded as a misfortune. To omit a nod to two looks like carelessness.

And to be fair, Mr Moffat probably doesn’t care – might not even have been aware that Kim Newman’s TimeAnd Relative featured sinister snowmen and my novel, Drift, featured sentient, psychically sensitive snow. But in a series that has casually dropped in past continuity references since its return, it seems remiss that someone on the production team didn’t apprise the man at the helm of two books that predate his 2012 Christmas special by 10 years.


Still, the grumbling you hear has more to do with one too many mince pies and clotted cream than with the engaging, charming and generally magical Doctor Who Christmas present that was The Snowmen.

Drift and The Snowmen are different beasts, written for different audiences, after all. The snow here is not the subtlest of enemies, depicted from the outset as crystalline flakes straight off your Christmas cards – but with literal teeth. Likewise, the titular Snowmen are fairly bluntly realised and given a rather obvious Jack Frost O’Lantern menace guaranteed to counter the densest of alcoholic hazes that viewers might find themselves in by tea-time on Christmas day. Although after their initial (implied) savaging of the workers at the beginning they don’t do much other than crop up out of the snow sporting a mean expression.

But despite whatever the title tells you, the episode isn’t really about them. This is a tale of new beginnings and, by way of driving that home (for Christmas), is a Doctor Who story about the creation of a monster rather than the defeat of one.

The way in which the Great Intelligence is born, neatly wrapped in a single - practically throwaway – line about a disembodied intelligence that uses snowmen with a focus on the London Underground is a deft spot of frosting on the cake. (Continuity clashes with The Abominable Snowmen dating notwithstanding.) Enlisting the vocal talents of Sir Ian MacKellan is nothing short of masterful, as any lesser voice might have rendered a large malign snowglobe a rather impotent centrepiece to several key scenes.

If that wasn’t enough, heading up the army of this disembodied Sauron The White, we are treated to Richard E Grant as the embodiment of evil. A sure way to win me over, as not only am I a fan of REG, but he was always my first choice to play my own meister-villain, Dexter Snide. He gets relatively few opportunities here to properly flourish his villainous credentials, but he oozes sinister whenever given the chance. His exchange with Lady Vastra and her missus is especially worth savouring and it’s only a shame that a bit more isn’t made of his scenes with the Doctor. When the Doctor comically waltzes in as Sherlock Holmes, for example, a villain with Grant’s screen presence shouldn’t spend so much time just trying to get the doors open to let in his minions.


Still, we have additional helpings of menace in the form of the Ice Governess and she works pretty well for the most part, again reinforced by some well-chosen and distinctive voice acting – albeit I’m not sure the Punch & Judy line she is given to repeating provided quite the chilling counterpoint the writer was aiming for. Silence is golden, they say, and she may have been more effective as an inexorable – and taciturn – advancing cold front. Indeed, it was probably a mistake to have her caged behind a force field at the top of the stairs for quite as long as she was, as something is inevitably lost when an unstoppable force is stopped. As with the underuse of Dr Simeon, it’s another pulled punch, if you’ll pardon the expression.

Even its proclaimed theme of the Doctor having retired is underplayed to some degree, as he is seen to be taking a fairly active interest in everything – despite his protestations to the contrary – from the outset. There’s never any persuasive conviction to it and it smacks of feeble (if understandable) denial at best. Given that this was the core (Douglas Adams) idea that so inspired Steven Moffat I might have liked to have seen a gloomier, more resistant Doctor than we were given.

The ending, with the enemy defeated by the tears of ‘an entire family crying on Christmas Eve’, was in some respects resonant of last year’s power of a mother’s love guiding the children home to a time before they lost their dear old dad. But on the whole this wasn’t nearly as saccharine and that’s a good thing, what with having overdone the sugar in general at this time of year. Clara’s death feels like a real price paid – even if she will be coming back in some form or other, the children have lost their beloved young governess – and that offers a dramatic counterweight to the relative ease with which the Enemy’s plans are scuppered.

Minor shortcomings aside, that might have played too far against the episode’s ultimately winning ingredients, which included an abundance of sparkly wit, strewn throughout like tinsel and oodles of charm piled as high as any Christmas dinner plate.

Smith himself is on excellent form, revelling in the ride on the emotional rollercoaster far too much (as though it was already Christmas during filming) and with that avuncular way of his that shouldn’t be so readily apparent in such a young Doctor. And his ‘league of extraordinary allies’ – Vastra and her girlfriend (no, wife) and Strax – provide a wonderfully colourful supporting cast. Moffat clearly delights in writing for them and the actors fully embrace their roles. Strax does appear to have reverted to more soldier than Sontaran nurse, with much of the comedy built on his blunt, militaristic approach to everything, rather than what made him different to others of his race. But at the end of the day it is comedy and it’s darned funny. The memory parasite skit might be basic, but it made me laugh. Repeatedly.

The real Christmas star though is Jenna Louise Coleman as Clara (Oswin Oswald). For the record we didn’t believe those denials for a second either – all that blarney about them being totally different unrelated characters. But heck, it must be close to impossible to preserve the element of surprise in today’s world. So, ultimately, no surprise at all – but hats off to Mr Moffat, he still managed to create a thoroughly intriguing character and Jenna gives us a thoroughly engaging performance. For me, she’s genuinely the heart of this episode and she seems to have completely overlooked the fact that Amy Pond was going to be a tough act to follow.

Of course, wherever Mr Moffat is headed with this ‘impossible companion’ thread, I hope she’s not going to be dying all the time – a retread of “They killed Rory!” Safe to say, we know to expect better than that and I’m optimistic that the revelation will be equal to the hook. It’s perhaps a shame we won’t be getting the Victorian version of Clara for the longer term – in terms of companion background, it would have been a welcome change, but it seems at this stage that she brings enough new to the mix to make up for that.


What’s not new is the Doctor-companion kiss. Taken individually, there is nothing wrong with any of these, but the fact is we’ve now seen enough of them that Channel 4 could do its own chart show for them. Doctor Who’s been back on our screens for seven years and as a trope it’s already old and tired. It’s as though with every new companion we have to have these emphatic declarations like a Doctor-companion relationship status update right away. But then, it may just be that subtlety is too time-consuming in the fast-food TV age.

At least here, it is a fresh twist on the formula and a beautiful, funny moment, born in part out of a clumsily offered cover story from the Doctor. Similarly, Clara’s first encounter with the TARDIS interior is a fresh spin on an old(er) favourite.

Obviously I can’t speak from the viewpoint of a novice, but I imagine if seen by anyone who’d never seen Doctor Who before this would make a good starting point. Touches like the spiral staircase to the clouds are an entirely frivolous and magical invitation for new audiences to climb on board – while also perhaps something of a promise to those of us who’ve been on the journey a while already that there will always be something new to see.

The TARDIS interior has had a fitting makeover to back that up and I have to say I rather like the new model. It’s very clean and less cluttered, but retains a certain eccentricity. The opening titles initially struck me as a tad too busy, in contrast, but may well grow on me.

All in all, my favourite of the Christmas specials to date. And that’s with all the flaws and the lack of even a passing nod to Drift.

Christmas is a time for forgiveness, after all. And the Coming Soon trailer makes 2013 look like a Happy New Who Year.

SAF

Monday, December 24, 2012

Advents In Time And Space No.24

Doctor Who Limerick Advent


No.24: The Snowmen

This Christmas it's time for the Snowmen
With Matt Smith and Jenna Lou Coleman
No clue what it's about
So I'll just leave it out
But the trailer presents a good omen

SAF 2012

Happy holidays to everyone who's joined me on this journey of Rhyme And Relative Dimension In Space! Have a fun Christmas and here's wishing you all a shiny, bright New Year!

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Sunday, December 23, 2012

Advents In Time And Space No.23

Doctor Who Limerick Advent


No.23: The TV Movie

Oh Time's ticking down to New Year-oh
And in steps a new kind of hero
It's really a crime
When a trip back in Time
Resets key events back to zero

SAF 2012

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Saturday, December 22, 2012

Advents In Time And Space No.22

Doctor Who Limerick Advent


No.22: Survival

When Who comes to an end it's a pity
Cheetah people prowl Ace's home city
As their planet is dying
The Master is spying
Through an animatronic black kitty

SAF 2012

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Friday, December 21, 2012

Advents In Time And Space No.21

Doctor Who Limerick Advent


No.21: The Happiness Patrol

When fans say this isn't a classic
It's because of the big Bertie Bassett
From his coconut nose
To his sugary toes
And his gigantic blue pimply asset

SAF 2012

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Thursday, December 20, 2012

Advents In Time And Space No.20

Doctor Who Limerick Advent


No.20: Time And The Rani

The Doctor shows no kind of sangfroid
In a script the writers should hang for
The Rani's quite mad
She's also real bad
When she impersonates Bonnie Langford

SAF 2012

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