No.5: The Faceless Ones
At the airport there's a big scare
Passengers go missing somewhere
Chameleon Tours
Abduct them by force
But they still outperform RyanAir
SAF 2014
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- SAF
- Born in Penzance in 1967. From the age of about three I was probably dreaming of writing for Doctor Who. Certainly it wasn't a case of just watching it: I'd go to bed with all sorts of adventures and story possibilities buzzing around in my head. From the age of eleven, I knew, whenever any aunts and uncles asked the "What do you want to do when you grow up?" question, the stock replies of jet pilot, train driver, astronaut were never going to be good enough for me. "I want to be a writer", I always said. And, what do you know, I am.
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3 comments:
In a Gatwick-based CSI plot
Green men look like people they're not.
Chameleon's been naughty.
Cumber's mum is a hottie.
And Ben and Polly are left here to rot.
I should probably leave the writing to you, SAF.
Oh, I can't resist!
An Unexpected Journey
A Hobbit his comforts he treasures
But Gandalf wears down poor Bilbo by measures.
He battles ponies and orcs,
Gets insulted by dwarves,
But it's the Eagles who really are pissers.
Desolation of Smaug
Little Bilbo is pushing his luck
When with Smaug he thinks he will ****.
Even with a magic ring
He steals not a thing.
Now the dragon is flying amok.
*applause*
That's the first time anyone's posted alternatives. I approve :-)
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